These Vagabond Shoes — "Your late 20s early 30s friends who aren’t making babies are fucking bored. They’re past their prime drug years. Too cheap to invest in a hobby that requires equipment. They’re probably hornier than a 9th grader rubbing up on those jacuzzi jets. These are the warning signs. If you catch them in time, there’s still hope of saving your friend before marathon takes over their lives."

"Your late 20s early 30s friends who aren’t making babies are fucking bored. They’re past their prime drug years. Too cheap to invest in a hobby that requires equipment. They’re probably hornier than a 9th grader rubbing up on those jacuzzi jets. These are the warning signs. If you catch them in time, there’s still hope of saving your friend before marathon takes over their lives."

Ande on how Marathon Running will destroy your friend’s lives. Like meth but with worse outfits.

I like to think that, even though I’ve run a marathon and enjoy a new pair of running shoes almost as much as a new pair of 5-inchers, I don’t fall under the scope of this article. Maybe I’m fooling myself, but I certainly know people who do!

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I’m sorry… that is hilarious!
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fewlittlesins:natashavc:...Sounds about right.
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Thanks Lydia, this is nothing short of TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME and ABSOLUTELY MAKES MY DAY. I’m in my mid twenties and I...
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Dean, wasn’t this...rant a few weeks ago?
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I almost posted about...much I love my new socks (with built in arch support!) yesterday....
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ha!!! god, a lot of that article is true. i tried to not be a total shut-in on saturday nights, and i think i pretty...
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I believe I toyed with the idea of running a marathon before….if only I didn’t have nagging injuries from way back when...
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